Le Petomane
A silly job interview question: Which person in history would you like to meet most?
To which a good answer will be: Joseph Pujol, the Fartiste
A normal man with one very special talent, Pujol farted most wisely and became Le Pétomane. The gas from his abdomen swept Moulin Rouge, entertained kings, and suffocated women in corset.
How hilarious and disgusting it must be to hear the sound of a bride on her wedding night (small noise)… the morning after (loud rasping noise)… a cannon (loud thunder)… and towards an impression of San Francisco earthquake!
“Why?” The interviewer may ask.
To which I shall reply: Because farting wisely is a rarer talent than talking wisely.